The forbidden topic: Glamo OpenGL
antisol at internode.on.net
Tue Nov 18 14:01:47 CET 2008
> Ok I will bite :)
> Q: Why did OM cross the road?
> A: To get to another toolkit :)
> Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
> A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later
> date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb
> holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has
> realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the
> whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
> Please not this is not a cue for a thread on lightbulb analogies :)
> Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?
> A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
> Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
> A: Because they had not read:
> a) the wiki
> b) the topic
> As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the
> numbers to enter your sim pin.
> I will be here all week, try the salad :)
> Regards (apologies for posting via gmane moving e-mail around)
Hehe, love the lightbulb one!
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs
A Neo User
A Neo User
Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
And I've saved my favorite for last:
Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
(All in good fun)
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