The forbidden topic: Glamo OpenGL
solar.george at googlemail.com
Tue Nov 18 23:43:25 CET 2008
On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:01:47 +1100
Dale Maggee <antisol at internode.on.net> wrote:
> Tig wrote:
> > Ok I will bite :)
> > Q: Why did OM cross the road?
> > A: To get to another toolkit :)
> > Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
> > A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because
> > at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring
> > in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights,
> > meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run
> > green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :)
> > The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
> > Please not this is not a cue for a thread on lightbulb analogies :)
> > Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and
> > OM user? A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
> > Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
> > A: Because they had not read:
> > a) the wiki
> > and
> > b) the topic
> > As then they would know you slide your finder up on the
> > keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
> > I will be here all week, try the salad :)
> > Regards (apologies for posting via gmane moving e-mail around)
> Hehe, love the lightbulb one!
> Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
> A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs
> your work
> Knock, Knock
> Who's There?
> A Neo User
> A Neo User
> Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
> A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
> Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
> And I've saved my favorite for last:
> Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
> A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
> (All in good fun)
Maybe these should appear on the splash screen of the Neos
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