The forbidden topic: Glamo OpenGL
Dale Maggee
antisol at internode.on.net
Thu Nov 20 09:57:22 CET 2008
hehehe, it's good to see OM people having a sense of humour as well! :)
Steve Mosher wrote:
> they don't already?
> please issue a ticket. we'll fix the bug.
>
> George Brooke wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:01:47 +1100
>> Dale Maggee <antisol at internode.on.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Tig wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ok I will bite :)
>>>>
>>>> Q: Why did OM cross the road?
>>>> A: To get to another toolkit :)
>>>>
>>>> Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>>> A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because
>>>> at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring
>>>> in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights,
>>>> meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run
>>>> green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :)
>>>> The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
>>>>
>>>> Please not this is not a cue for a thread on lightbulb analogies :)
>>>>
>>>> Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and
>>>> OM user? A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
>>>>
>>>> Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
>>>> A: Because they had not read:
>>>> a) the wiki
>>>> and
>>>> b) the topic
>>>>
>>>> As then they would know you slide your finder up on the
>>>> keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
>>>>
>>>> I will be here all week, try the salad :)
>>>>
>>>> Regards (apologies for posting via gmane moving e-mail around)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Hehe, love the lightbulb one!
>>>
>>> Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
>>> A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs
>>> your work
>>>
>>> Knock, Knock
>>> Who's There?
>>> A Neo User
>>> A Neo User
>>>
>>> Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
>>> A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
>>>
>>> Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
>>>
>>> And I've saved my favorite for last:
>>>
>>> Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
>>> A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
>>>
>>> ;)
>>>
>>> -Dale
>>>
>>> (All in good fun)
>>>
>> Maybe these should appear on the splash screen of the Neos
>>
>> solar.george
>>
>>
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